Well IMO the true "hipsters/bandwagoners" are the ones who slam Apple any chance they get.
Seems like one of the following:
1) inferiority complex
2) jealousy that Apple gets a lot of media attention
3) bragging about Droid's open source, regardless if they'll ever actually see an advantage from it
4) complaining about Apple's batteries, regardless if they keep phones long enough to experience a problem with their battery
5) proclaiming that Droid is easier to use when it's not

6) too fucking cheap to buy a data plan even though they prolly have a $4K TV and buy $500 worth of video games a year