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Originally Posted by shmike
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You go it alone. Viciously fend off anybody circling your loot–helpful neighbors, concerned family members, pedestrians out walking their dogs, passing cyclists–these people are your enemies and there is a wealth of heavy metal objects within your reach to hurl at them if they come too close. Like that cyclist there. He thinks he's better than you. Look at him: Happy, healthy, with a functioning vehicle powered by his own rippling muscles. He's even got that gross one on the thigh that looks like somebody melted a butt on his knee.
I'm pretty sure he just looked at you; huck a fucking brake shoe at him.
Oh shit! Did you hit him?
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I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."
Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Last edited by Particle Man; 06-30-2010 at 11:48 AM..
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