[Mrs. Colleen]

Originally Posted by Corey

Perhaps certain guys who are walking down the isles, perhaps drunk (ok, fucking blitzed), who would like to see the douche, douche bag, and the newly hilarious now that we know that exists douche nozzle. And maybe these inebriated fellows found great pleasure in expelling the douche contents out of the disappointing douche bag through the infinitely hilarious douche nozzle onto other drunkards. And maybe, at the height of the nights shenanigans, these drunkards thought that nothing in the world could possibly be more funny than spraying piss onto some douchebag with the now totemic douche nozzle.

I have no idea who buys them either.

You my friend are strange...and I am okay with that.