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Originally Posted by Apoc
I love this fucking place, everyones fucking swearing!
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What if you went to heaven and God meets you and says, "Hey, welcome to fuckin heaven". Im like, "what did you say?!?" "Welcome to fuckin heaven" "I didnt know you could swear" "fuck yeah" "well I was raised as a child never to swear" "where does it say in the bible that you can't fuckin swear?" "no fuckin where!" "alright, now you are getting the hang of it. Oh yeah, I saw some slutty bitches outside the pearly gates? You wanna tap that? They ain't gettin in!" "What!?!" "No, just kidding. You aren't in heaven, you're in hell, you've been punk'd" Arghhh! Damn, you Ashton! That was elaborate. Way to go the extra mile. Even in the afterlife you're a douchebag