Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho
I'm thinking about insuring my bike out the ass and wrapping it around a telephone pole....
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Insurance fraud is wrong dude, that's fucked up you're even thinking about it.
off-topic, I'm writing a satirical, metaphorical song about the economy, here's the lyrics;
Make a copy of the ignition key,
paying with cash at a mom and pop hardware store with no cameras that's a good ways away from where you live.
(drum solo)
(chorus)
Wait two months.
Wait two months.
Wait two months.
Park it and leave it running in a terrible neighborhood at 2 in the morning,
IN THE MORNING!
IN THE MORNING!
IN THE MORNING!
have a friend pick you up in a car with the license plate removed.
Wait two hours,
two hours!
two hours!
two hours!
report it stolen from your friends house,
your friend who picked you up is your alibi as you were watching tv at his place all night when your bike got stolen from his driveway.
(chorus)
Wait two months.
Wait two months.
Wait two months.
Get money for your stolen bike, buy a gsxr.
(guitar solo)