Living without an income...

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Triple

... and insufficient savings.

How?

You will need:

Toothpaste.

Card-board.

Baking Soda.

Vinegar.

A Bic pen.

Matches.

JC

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Took you long enough to chime in

Yea, I'm a big fan of the no job thing...

Originally Posted by Method

Only this time, buy a Zonda instead of a Lamborghini.

Or anything other than a ZRX1200R.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Front end looks too rounded for that.

Actually now looks like a Lincoln. Look at the keyless entry...only Ford did that in the 90s.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

A buddy of mine and his wife live in a house owned by my friend's father. His father only has them pay property taxes, insurance, and utilities. Essentially, that equates to their rent being less than $100 per month, plus utilities. My buddy's only source of income is playing poker. He gets people to stake him, then he splits any winnings with those people. If he loses, and the same person stakes him again, he has to pay back the previous stake at a rate of 50%. He's actually a fairly decent poker player and would likely do modestly well if he played on his own dime. But his, and his wife's, money habits keep him from being able to go it alone. He's always waiting on that "big score" to set him up. When money gets really low, or poker isn't going well, he'll deliver pizzas.

His wife is going to school on government grants. Again. They've both quit more jobs than I've had my entire life because they weren't happy at the job, for pretty much the same reasons most of us are unhappy with our jobs. Their household income is probably less than 10k per year. His wife is supposed to get child support for her two kids, but whatever she gets is basically offset by the money my friend is supposed to pay his ex-wife for child support.

Ex-wife...2 kids...welfare..no jobs..less than 10k a year...pizza delivery...child support...Indiana.

All fits.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Actually now looks like a Lincoln. Look at the keyless entry...only Ford did that in the 90s.

Town Car.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

A buddy of mine and his wife live in a house owned by my friend's father. His father only has them pay property taxes, insurance, and utilities. Essentially, that equates to their rent being less than $100 per month, plus utilities. .

How the fuck is someone's property tax AND insurance total only $1200 a year? Unless the house is only worth like $80-100K

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

What is that, a mid-80's Maxima?

Previous gen Lincoln MKZ

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Previous gen Lincoln MKZ

Nigga u smart.

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

How the fuck is someone's property tax AND insurance total only $1200 a year? Unless the house is only worth like $80-100K

House is worth closer to 40 or 50k

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

How the fuck is someone's property tax AND insurance total only $1200 a year? Unless the house is only worth like $80-100K

Could also be the area and the local tax rates...