Nobody in this joint owns a scooter but me?

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Fuck the cage!!!

It was pretty fun on Thanksgiving morning to go on a rainy day ride. It's been raining the day before and it was coming down hard for a while. People were looking at me like, "what the hell are you doing, sonny?"

They probably thought you were the recipient of a dui or two and could only operate a scooter cause you don't need a license for it, at least not here in Indiana, hence the name, DUI-mobile.