My MPG is better than your MPG...

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Sean

Lacking a time machine, I averaged things over several thousand miles.

OK, but it's not uncommon for engines to deliver different fuel economy as they age.

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

do i get a free rainbow sticker with the car and free health care but lose my appetite for red meat all while my balls shrivel up and my dick tucks back?

I actually think the Yaris is good-looking for what it is. Way better than a Fit.