You see a beautiful car parked away from all the other vehicles..

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Tmall

How does parking next to somebody make me a jerk? Please explain..

Come on...your MOTIVATION makes you a bad person. If you give a child candy hoping they will develop cavities, you are a jerk! If you "innocently" park next to them, then no problem. That's not the case, you are maliciously performing an act to purposefully cause anguish to a fellow human being and that is wrong. Simple, motivation is the key.