Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

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Originally Posted by ceo012384

Someone write my thesis for me.

Here you go. Try it

Originally Posted by The greatest thesis writer ever

My thesis, by Chris.

I came, played with a bunch of cool chemicals and shit. Then I made some big machine that no one really knew what it was, but I did. I played with that for awhile, but then I got bored, so I built a cool garage at my parents place. In that garage I work on my bike, which I intend to start racing, no matter how slow I may be.
After (and sometimes while) working on my bike, I drink beer in copious amounts. After the consumption of said beer, I generally get loud and make bad decisions with random women that happen along.
Days after the beer intake, with proper time to recover from the effects, I again go look at the incredible machine that I have created. Still unaware of its actual purpose, it takes up large amounts of space, as well as my free time. Some day, I will find the answer to lifes question, namely "what does it do?", and once I have that answer, myself and Marko138, the self proclaimed Defender of the Universe, will take over the world.
With that, I feel that I have been an above average student as is made clear by this thesis, and as such, I should never have to work again. Free to race motorcycles, drink beer, and have my way with various females.
Thank you.

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