Have They Finally Designed Pants To Please Everyone?

[the chi]

ghey looking, but I love the warning:

WARNING: Always wear protective riding gear and equipment when operating motorcycles. This Cortech CPX Water Resistant Cargo Pant is not recommended for riding in the short pant configuration. Removing leg pieces precludes minimal protection. No protective gear can prevent all injuries a rider might receive while riding. Obey all speed and safety laws.