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Old 02-16-2010, 09:16 PM   #22
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I prefered to kill the adults using cervical dislocation (breaking their necks) as is was much quicker and they didn't panick like they do with the gas. That technique takes some practice though and if you are timid at all about it then don't do it.
She dropped a fucking brick on 'em, I don't think timidity is the problem.

I bought a old Jawa 250 at a swap meet . Dude said it didn't run. I cleaned out the carb and the tank, put in a new plug and kicked the hell out of it.

I thought the motor was stuck...

After the 28,000th kick, a family of mice shot out the exhaust, and hit my girlfriend in the knee.

She ended up dumping me, but that bike ran great.

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