Overnight peoples (aka. Who's up?)

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Hondahugger

I tried yesterday, my boss got me a baked sweet potato and I ate one bite, ran to the bathroom and threw up. I dropped my boys off at youth group last night and went to Beef O'Bradys (local place) and ordered my usual, at 3 french fries and couldn't stomach it, then tonight, took the kids to subway and ordered a soup figuring something light would work and I couldn't even do that.check your pm's. I know it will get less hard but that's not going to start for quite some time.

Fluids is my recommendation. I drank a lot of gatorade and stuff like that because I couldn't keep food down either. I'd get maybe a cookie down or something like that, but nothing substantial.

On a totally separate note, I've been flipping through the channels randomly and stopped on this thing where two chicks were selling something and stroking some clear plastic pole thing. So I laughed, because inside I'm still twelve and it looks like two chicks stroking a dildo.

And it was two chicks stroking a dildo. So apparently, the Oxygen network sells add time to shoperotic.com and there's two chicks selling sex toys. Not the "this is a hand massaging wand" wink wink nudge nudge kinda sex toys you get at Spencers and Bed Bath and Beyond, but huge dildoes with massive anal probes, studded glass dildoes with vibrators, these imitation flesh like things with suction and vibration, and the works.

Mindblowing.

[LOZ]

fuck a dildo man. women could pretend to enjoy them as much as they can, but a dildo would never measure to what a dick/man can do.

the dildo is not going to smack their ass. the dildo will not pull their hair. the dildo will not lick their ears/neck. the dildo will not do any of that freaky shit that make them go coo coo. so fuck them.

just my .02

[Corey]

Man, I don't care if they use it to stir their coffee, they're selling sex toys on a non-payperview channel. That alone boggles the mind for some reason. And it's on Oxygen no less. I almost expect that on some of the other stations, like comedy central or spike tv, but not Oxygen. I had their infomercials more pegged at one of the millions of weight loss products or the fatty clothes that shape a womans body into something less pear like.

[Cass]

I think my body has just figured out that its been awake for ~21hrs. Nite y'all

[Hondahugger]

Originally Posted by Corey

Man, I don't care if they use it to stir their coffee, they're selling sex toys on a non-payperview channel. That alone boggles the mind for some reason. And it's on Oxygen no less. I almost expect that on some of the other stations, like comedy central or spike tv, but not Oxygen. I had their infomercials more pegged at one of the millions of weight loss products or the fatty clothes that shape a womans body into something less pear like.

It shouldn't surprise you, oxygen has that Sunday Night Sex Show and Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, she rocks! I love those shows. And she brings out vibrators and all that stuff.

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Hondahugger

It shouldn't surprise you, oxygen has that Sunday Night Sex Show and Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, she rocks! I love those shows. And she brings out vibrators and all that stuff.

Is that the creepy old lady who talks about sex? If it is, I managed to catch the episode where she had a dildo strapped to her chin.

[Hondahugger]

Originally Posted by Corey

Is that the creepy old lady who talks about sex? If it is, I managed to catch the episode where she had a dildo strapped to her chin.

That would be her, she is awesome!

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Hondahugger

That would be her, she is awesome!

There's only so much of her show I can take before I start thinking of my grandma doing the same shit. No thank you. My grandmother is an innocent woman with two extra get out of hell free passes straight from God himself. I'd rather continue to think of her in that light instead of running around with a floppy silicone dick strapped to her chin.

[LOZ]

HondaHugger,

deberias quitar esa foto de tu avatar.... por tu bien.

[LOZ]

SHE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!