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Old 11-29-2008, 11:25 AM   #1
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Ask her if she prefers direct clitoral stimulation, or a generalized stimulation of the entire mons area. Then ask her; of all the cocks she's sucked, who would she say had the tastiest dick overall.

I don't really care for the answers, but please record her reaction if at all possible.
It will be recorded...with my BetaCam. And we've been told by her handlers to avoid 'tabloid questions'.

Me and BetaCam:
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:35 PM   #2
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Ask her how she plans on finding a "BFF" that is worth a shit by using a horrendous MTV Reality Show that caters to vapid, star struck, wannabe fame whores with no sense of self worth, and aspirations to be some marginally more famous guys "accidentally released" sex tape "victim".

Or, tl;dr, how does she determine which girl is most like herself.
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