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Old 12-03-2008, 08:52 AM   #1
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yeah, the old "Whoops, wrong hole" doesn't help in convincing a woman it will feel good!

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That's why you don't ask if it feels good. Feels good for me and she is writhing around like I stuck a hunting knife in her back, so it must be GREAT for her. Not that it matters or I care.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:57 AM   #2
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That's why you don't ask if it feels good. Feels good for me and she is writhing around like I stuck a hunting knife in her back, so it must be GREAT for her. Not that it matters or I care.
Do they still writhe around in a rhoypnol sleep? Or complain, for that matter?
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:01 AM   #3
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Do they still writhe around in a rhoypnol sleep? Or complain, for that matter?
No. Nor do they express discomfort with an ether soaked rag over their face... even when you make them bleed.
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:03 AM   #4
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you guys know way too much about this shit!
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:10 AM   #5
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You guys are fucking hilariously sick!
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:08 AM   #6
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You guys are fucking hilariously sick!
funny you would say this considering your siggy, rogue dear
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:20 AM   #7
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funny you would say this considering your siggy, rogue dear
I have a really warped sense of humor.
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:10 AM   #8
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you guys know way too much about this shit!
I've dropped my meat in the chocolate star of probably 1/4 of the women I've slept with... I do it to ALL my girlfriends... It's great. Paint the walls with no worries, tighter than a two year old, hurts like the dickens, and it's horribly degrading... pretty much everything I want sex to be.
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you guys know way too much about this shit!
Relax, it's just general knowledge. Can I offer you a drink?
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I've dropped my meat in the chocolate star of probably 1/4 of the women I've slept with... I do it to ALL my girlfriends... It's great. Paint the walls with no worries, tighter than a two year old, hurts like the dickens, and it's horribly degrading... pretty much everything I want sex to be.
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Relax, it's just general knowledge. Can I offer you a drink?
I don't want to drinkies anymore..... I'm skeered
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