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Old 12-11-2008, 12:30 AM   #1
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our local police decided they were going to crack down on this last spring. I have yet to see a single person get pulled over for it.
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:42 AM   #2
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I just move over!!!
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:00 AM   #3
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I hate passing in the right lane. I normally get behind them and turn on my left blinker. At night I will flash my brights.
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:16 AM   #4
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at first i was like what the fuck are you guys talking about-what freeway only has two lanes?

then i realized where u all that posted were located. i hate slow hozmoz in the carpool lane when im in the car-the bike just splits em
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:51 AM   #5
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Left lane motherfuckers make me wish my car has sidewinder missiles.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:42 PM   #6
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at first i was like what the fuck are you guys talking about-what freeway only has two lanes?
Like that matters? I-75 on the north end of ATL has 7 lanes on each side of the interstate and even early morning on a Saturday I've seen 7 cars flying formation and blocking the whole road.

Driving in Germany is wonderful. They are taught to drive correctly and have stiff penalties if you don't. Here in GA the actually took down the stay right except to pass signs about 10 yrs ago. Semi's are not "supossed" to pass in the left lane if there's more than 2 lanes but they do all the time and the stupid fucks always try to pass another semi going up hill cause they can go a 1/4 mph faster
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Old 12-13-2008, 11:28 PM   #7
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Did you guys see the tractor at the end of the humvee vid?
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Old 12-13-2008, 11:45 PM   #8
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Germany was the best!! Stay right or get rear ended and its YOUR OWN FAULT, like it or not!!!

The fucking Blue-Hairs here in SoFla are the worst...looking like the little Bee-Hive=Woman in Ferris Beullers Day Off, hands above the head at the top of the steering wheel, barely able to see over the dash board, weaving back and forth, not knowing or caring there are others on the road, especially motorcyclists, just hoping to make it to the next stop in the tawdry little day of Bingo Parlor Hoping before having to change into the next pair of Depends.
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Old 12-13-2008, 11:43 PM   #9
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This almost got my friend offed and dead.

We were heading home from campus, him on his R6, and me in my cage behind. We were riding at a good rate speed in the right lane on a very curved section of 670 thru downtown. Some old bitch in a green Honda comes from an on ramp and merges instantly without looking/seeing him. His front wheel was basically equal with her back door handle. So seeing the immanent accident, I quickly cut into the left lane to cut off a SUV to give him an escape route. So at this point he had gotten over safely and was just comprehending what just happened... when the same bitch puts on her blinker and starts darting over into the left lane.... with him riding right next to her. Since it was downtown, there was no shoulder, only a concrete wall off of the white line. So as she is basically 1/2 way into his lane without noticing him, he reached over and pounds on her window 3 times. So the honda darts back over into the right lane.... and this oblivious bitch has the audacity to roll down her window and flick HIM off....

By that time I was passed supprised. I was pissed. So when he got done telling her to fuck off and went tearing off, I pulled up and told her to use her fucking eyes, etc... which she didnt like too much. But at the same time, all it would have taken was him to run out of room, get offed, and get run over by about 10 cars behind us. No doubt he would have been dead....
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:12 PM   #10
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This almost got my friend offed and dead.

We were heading home from campus, him on his R6, and me in my cage behind. We were riding at a good rate speed in the right lane on a very curved section of 670 thru downtown. Some old bitch in a green Honda comes from an on ramp and merges instantly without looking/seeing him. His front wheel was basically equal with her back door handle. So seeing the immanent accident, I quickly cut into the left lane to cut off a SUV to give him an escape route. So at this point he had gotten over safely and was just comprehending what just happened... when the same bitch puts on her blinker and starts darting over into the left lane.... with him riding right next to her. Since it was downtown, there was no shoulder, only a concrete wall off of the white line. So as she is basically 1/2 way into his lane without noticing him, he reached over and pounds on her window 3 times. So the honda darts back over into the right lane.... and this oblivious bitch has the audacity to roll down her window and flick HIM off....

By that time I was passed supprised. I was pissed. So when he got done telling her to fuck off and went tearing off, I pulled up and told her to use her fucking eyes, etc... which she didnt like too much. But at the same time, all it would have taken was him to run out of room, get offed, and get run over by about 10 cars behind us. No doubt he would have been dead....
I had some old fuck in a mini-van pull right out in front of me... he was so close to me I smacked his mirror while swerving around him. He had the balls to yell at me out the window at a stop sign.

No idea how I kept from pulling the old fuck out throught the window, tearing off his head, and shitting down his neck.

Must be getting old and calming down I guess.
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