Any embarrassing motorcycle moments?

The Awesome · 12-11-2008, 01:07 AM

I screwed up a victory wheelie on the cool down lap in front of a decent number of people. I just shrugged at them and they cheered.

Dnyce · 12-11-2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The Awesome

I screwed up a victory wheelie on the cool down lap in front of a decent number of people. I just shrugged at them and they cheered.

u pulled a ebbs at the track? sweet

Mr Lefty · 12-11-2008, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dnyce

u pulled a ebbs at the track? sweet

hahahafuckyouahhahaha

byron12 · 12-11-2008, 02:49 AM

I used to keep my previous bike i the laundry room which I had to ride up a ramp to get into. I onced slipped in dog shit trying to ride up the ramp did some minor damage tobike and got dog shit all over myself.

Yamerhaw · 12-11-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by byron12

I used to keep my previous bike i the laundry room which I had to ride up a ramp to get into. I onced slipped in dog shit trying to ride up the ramp did some minor damage tobike and got dog shit all over myself.

Dnyce · 12-11-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ebbs15

hahahafuckyouahhahaha

lol

the one that first comes to mind is when i first got my kawi, riding around, its running funny-like shit lol

i pull over, take off my helmet, bike still running, im looking under it, around it, somethings smoking-i try and get a closer look and burn my forehead on the left engine case, and when i jerked my head back i damn near pushed the bike over.

the covers are finned, so i had "grill" marks on my forehead for awhile lol

turns out it was just bad gas, and the smoke was from the clutch cable touchin the exhaust. why i didnt see that to begin with,

askmrjesus · 12-11-2008, 11:19 PM

I stopped by a clients house to pick up the final check for a remodeling job I did.

Propped my '74 750 GT Ducati up on it's centerstand in his driveway, got the check, said good bye and fired up the bike. Revved it up a bit and dropped it down off the centerstand.

I then proceeded directly into his garage door, punching out two of the wooden panels, and knocking the guide track completely out of the wall on one side.

It was in gear...

JC

JoJoYZF · 12-12-2008, 12:25 AM

Both of my drops can be counted in this category.

1. I was rolling up to an intersection, went to put my foot down and it just slid out from under me. Then since I was retarded and had people waiting behind me, I wasnt thinking and just tried to pick it up with one leg on either side, which Im no where near strong enough to do, so by the time I went to the side some other guy had pulled over ad helped me out. Luckily no damage at all, I was able to slow it on the way down.

2. Went riding with a female friend of mine for about an hour or so after she got out of work, and as we were turning into her gravel driveway (me leading), I still had my fingers on the front brake and managed to wash the front end out. I basically walked off the side and never hit the ground but the bike was too far gone and hit the ground. Put some nice scratches on the side and a few dents in the can.

HurricaneHeather · 12-12-2008, 12:29 AM

Oh yeah....

Just a few months ago I started up the Ninja in the parking lot after work, forgot to put it in neutral. usually not a big deal because I catch it before it goes anywhere. Well, this time I had set my helmet on the ground in front of me, so I was leaning over too far to catch the bike.

Down she went and kicked over my helmet. I was more mad about my helmet than the bike

Bad thing is, my work building is 90% windows and everyone always tells me that they love watching me get geared up and take off in the afternoons. Grrrrr

So, I took off my backpack and slammed it down on the bike cursing at the bike(like it was her fault

) Pick her back up and rode off in anger.

cuttle · 12-15-2008, 04:51 PM

I fell over at a gas station.... forgot to put a foot down

12-11-2008, 11:19 PM	#7
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I stopped by a clients house to pick up the final check for a remodeling job I did. Propped my '74 750 GT Ducati up on it's centerstand in his driveway, got the check, said good bye and fired up the bike. Revved it up a bit and dropped it down off the centerstand. I then proceeded directly into his garage door, punching out two of the wooden panels, and knocking the guide track completely out of the wall on one side. It was in gear... JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-15-2008, 04:51 PM	#10
cuttle now available w/o fish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a holler Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie Posts: 820	I fell over at a gas station.... forgot to put a foot down __________________ "Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they arenâ€™t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's." - R. K. Milholland

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12-11-2008, 01:07 AM	#1
The Awesome Custom User Title Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 120	I screwed up a victory wheelie on the cool down lap in front of a decent number of people. I just shrugged at them and they cheered.

12-11-2008, 02:49 AM	#4
byron12 cookie head Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: chattanooga tn Moto: I now have cheap chinese pocket bike and a free non running kawasaki cruiser. Posts: 142	I used to keep my previous bike i the laundry room which I had to ride up a ramp to get into. I onced slipped in dog shit trying to ride up the ramp did some minor damage tobike and got dog shit all over myself.

12-12-2008, 12:25 AM	#8
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Both of my drops can be counted in this category. 1. I was rolling up to an intersection, went to put my foot down and it just slid out from under me. Then since I was retarded and had people waiting behind me, I wasnt thinking and just tried to pick it up with one leg on either side, which Im no where near strong enough to do, so by the time I went to the side some other guy had pulled over ad helped me out. Luckily no damage at all, I was able to slow it on the way down. 2. Went riding with a female friend of mine for about an hour or so after she got out of work, and as we were turning into her gravel driveway (me leading), I still had my fingers on the front brake and managed to wash the front end out. I basically walked off the side and never hit the ground but the bike was too far gone and hit the ground. Put some nice scratches on the side and a few dents in the can.

12-12-2008, 12:29 AM	#9
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Oh yeah.... Just a few months ago I started up the Ninja in the parking lot after work, forgot to put it in neutral. usually not a big deal because I catch it before it goes anywhere. Well, this time I had set my helmet on the ground in front of me, so I was leaning over too far to catch the bike. Down she went and kicked over my helmet. I was more mad about my helmet than the bike Bad thing is, my work building is 90% windows and everyone always tells me that they love watching me get geared up and take off in the afternoons. Grrrrr So, I took off my backpack and slammed it down on the bike cursing at the bike(like it was her fault ) Pick her back up and rode off in anger.