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Old 12-27-2008, 02:37 PM   #1
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come to florida. nearly every woman here, or at least 95% of them, cant drive for shit.
I need to buy an M35A2C with a big fucking bumper on the rear right at radiator height for those mercedes driving teen girls who insist on sitting an inch from my bumper.

I'm noticing that the women here REALLY cant drive, they either sit on my bumper, yap on that phone that needs to go up their ass, or are too busy making themselves look like a clown with the makeup in the rearview mirror. our men here have a legitimate excuse for being the assholes we are, we're just tryin to avoid gettin killed by some skank on her phone or grandma who is half blind and cant even see over the wheel.
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:26 PM   #2
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come to florida. nearly every woman here, or at least 95% of them, cant drive for shit.
I need to buy an M35A2C with a big fucking bumper on the rear right at radiator height for those mercedes driving teen girls who insist on sitting an inch from my bumper.
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Florida tends to attract the airheaded portion of the female sex.........Those whose hobbies consist primarily of partying and laying on the beach.
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