Forget about your kid racing in Florida

[Corey]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Sounds like AustinISD - they are the school district that banned DodgeBall a few years ago. It was banned because children were not only getting hurt physically - the team placement was hurting der widdle feelwings. FWIW, they are trying to get it re-instated.

I'm surprised they still have a gym program that's more than kids flapping a parachute or playing badminton with a foam birdie, nee shuttle cock because i know when i think of a small plastic object barely wafting through the air the only thing I can think of is hardcore ass poundings and double penetration orgies, and big throbbing cocks falling from the heavens and kissing children on the cheeks. Gotta cut out competitive sports because we don't want to make any kid think that they are a loser if their team... loses. But if you absolutely have to play a team sport, it will be ok because we won't keep score so everyone wins.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Corey

I'm surprised they still have a gym program that's more than kids flapping a parachute or playing badminton with a foam birdie, nee shuttle cock because i know when i think of a small plastic object barely wafting through the air the only thing I can think of is hardcore ass poundings and double penetration orgies, and big throbbing cocks falling from the heavens and kissing children on the cheeks. Gotta cut out competitive sports because we don't want to make any kid think that they are a loser if their team... loses. But if you absolutely have to play a team sport, it will be ok because we won't keep score so everyone wins.

Well I did manage to spike a badminton bird into the mouth of one of the hottest girls in high school twice during the same game. I hope that she doesn't come after me for sexual abuse.

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Well I did manage to spike a badminton bird into the mouth of one of the hottest girls in high school twice during the same game. I hope that she doesn't come after me for sexual abuse.

Fucking rapist.

[Papa_Complex]

I'm so ashamed