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Old 01-20-2009, 12:22 AM   #1
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Rogue, tease me, you know how I like it

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Old 01-20-2009, 12:52 AM   #2
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Rogue, tease me, you know how I like it

Oh WTF! I'm a fucking dog?

You forget who you're rooming with. You're little enough I can hog tie your ass face down ass up on the bed!
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:53 AM   #3
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Oh WTF! I'm a fucking dog?

You forget who you're rooming with. You're little enough I can hog tie your ass face down ass up on the bed!
can i bring my own rope?
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:59 AM   #4
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can i bring my own rope?
Go ahead...that'll be one less item I'll have to carry....collars, chain, whips, strap on....handcuffs, ball gag, LUBE! Cool whip & a live chicken.....
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:00 AM   #5
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live chicken? I thought I told you it needed to be a rubber chicken?
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:05 AM   #6
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live chicken? I thought I told you it needed to be a rubber chicken?
Rubber's for pussies. Besides, it's not perverted until you use a live chicken.
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:08 AM   #7
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I'm just scared for you what his beak could do, i mean that really could hurt, especially with all that vaseline and the ball gag on it

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Rubber's for pussies. Besides, it's not perverted until you use a live chicken.
and actually rubber is for pussy
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Old 01-20-2009, 08:28 AM   #8
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Its not even a dog its a fooking poodle

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Old 01-20-2009, 08:57 AM   #9
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:26 PM   #10
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Seriously though, if someone wants to share a room let me know ahead of time. I don't mind as long as there's two beds but be advised, I smoke and I'm not apologetic about it. I also take long fucking showers and don't wear a lot of clothes when I sleep.
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