Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

marko138 · 02-14-2009, 05:29 PM

Man that shit is annoying...though I was known to do it at the old place.

Cutty72 · 02-14-2009, 05:35 PM

i think we all have at some time or another. out of shear boredom if nothing else.

marko138 · 02-14-2009, 05:39 PM

Right...sucks when no one else is on when you are trying to whore it up.

rogue · 02-14-2009, 05:41 PM

marko138 · 02-14-2009, 05:46 PM

Fucking work sucks.

rogue · 02-14-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138

Fucking work sucks.

At least you have a job!

marko138 · 02-14-2009, 05:54 PM

True. Sorry. I just have no desire to be here on a Saturday.

zed · 02-22-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue

At least you have a job!

I'm there right now too. hope ya find something.

zed · 02-23-2009, 11:49 AM

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing
it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's
date said he could get the peanut out..

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The
mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to
be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our
son-in-law.'

t-homo · 02-23-2009, 01:31 PM

lol nice.

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02-23-2009, 11:49 AM	#9
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'

02-23-2009, 01:31 PM	#10
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	lol nice.