Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

rogue · 03-02-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zed

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air
conditioner. '
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin'
fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'

marko138 · 03-03-2009, 09:09 AM

Ugh.

t-homo · 03-03-2009, 09:16 AM

I'll agree with that, Marko. I'm sitting in my business law class talking about defenses you can use in a trial.

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03-03-2009, 09:16 AM	#3
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	I'll agree with that, Marko. I'm sitting in my business law class talking about defenses you can use in a trial.