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Old 03-18-2008, 03:52 PM   #1
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Never seen one. You're forgetting I'm in the Air Force. We don't need all that crap.
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:06 PM   #2
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Can you get me a ride in an F14?
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:07 PM   #3
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Can you get me a ride in an F14?
That's Navy. I could MAYBE get you a ride on a M16.
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Thats Navy, the AF doesn't have planes that cool.
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Rider thins they're cool because the engineers just left enough room in the cockpit so you can fuck a guy in the ass.
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Rider thins they're cool because the engineers just left enough room in the cockpit so you can fuck a guy in the ass.
Yeah ....if you had a 3 foot dick..
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So the Air Force doesn't have cool planes? That seems a little Ironic. Who flies the Stealth?
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So the Air Force doesn't have cool planes? That seems a little Ironic. Who flies the Stealth?
Air Force has the best shit.

F117 (Stealth fighter. They call it that, but it's really a bomber)
B2 (Stealth bomber)
F22 (True stealth fighter)
F16 (small, fast, nimble)
F15 C, D and E (Different models for different missions)
B1 (Badass bomber)
B52 (Old ass bomber)
A10 (Tank killers)

And many other phased out aircraft.
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ya, and why does the navy get the cool ones? arent they only flying what they can launch off a boat?

yea, whats that one w/ the howitzers and shit on the side that just flys around and pummels the shit out of everything?
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