John Madden retires

6doublefive321 · 04-16-2009, 01:58 PM

Thank God. Now if Phil "flip-flop" Simms, Chris "look at the size of my neck" Collinsworth, and Ron "I'm hooked on uppers" Jaworski would all die in a fiery plane crash, football would be more enjoyable.

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 6doublefive321

Thank God. Now if Phil "flip-flop" Simms, Chris "look at the size of my neck" Collinsworth, and Ron "I'm hooked on uppers" Jaworski would all die in a fiery plane crash, football would be more enjoyable.

dont forget my favorites, joe theisman and paul mcguire. Sun night games were soooooooo painful listening to them 2. I wished LT had snapped theismans vocal chords instead of his leg.

Tom

bmblebee · 04-17-2009, 07:37 AM

People seem to forget his coaching. Madden won 100 games in 10 years when the seasons were only 12 games. I believe he was the first

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 08:35 AM

I didnt forget, its tough being a raiders fan, it stunk tha the retired so early, but the fear of flying did him in. However as an announcer he was a babbling idiot. Seemed like there were 2 or 3 guys who he would basically suck their dicks each season, and would just go on and on about them

Tom

Lucky3623 · 04-17-2009, 11:21 AM

I loved Madden, just can't stand to listen to him... One of these days someone is going to teach that man how to speak in full complete sentences, and how to get to the point in less than 400 words and a telestrator.

the chi · 04-17-2009, 01:35 PM

I cant even think about Madden without hearing Frank Caliendo in my head...

Amorok · 04-18-2009, 08:15 PM

I'm so glad John Madden is done, him retiring is the next best thing to him dying. I'm sick of the guy going on and on about the few players he picks to beat off to every year, and how little sense his marking on the freeze frame makes. I'm also tired of his repeating stuff incessantly that my two year old has figured out and dismissed as unimportant. Goodbye Captain Obvious, and good riddance.

04-16-2009, 01:58 PM	#1
6doublefive321 Resident Droog Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern burbs, Atlanta Moto: 625 SMC, '08 Tuono R Posts: 471	Thank God. Now if Phil "flip-flop" Simms, Chris "look at the size of my neck" Collinsworth, and Ron "I'm hooked on uppers" Jaworski would all die in a fiery plane crash, football would be more enjoyable. __________________ I'm sick and tired of being bored.

04-17-2009, 07:37 AM	#3
bmblebee Community Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tallahassee Moto: '04 F4i Posts: 373	People seem to forget his coaching. Madden won 100 games in 10 years when the seasons were only 12 games. I believe he was the first __________________ Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store and not a government agency If You Don't Know What Your Rights are...You Won't Have Any

04-18-2009, 08:15 PM	#7
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I'm so glad John Madden is done, him retiring is the next best thing to him dying. I'm sick of the guy going on and on about the few players he picks to beat off to every year, and how little sense his marking on the freeze frame makes. I'm also tired of his repeating stuff incessantly that my two year old has figured out and dismissed as unimportant. Goodbye Captain Obvious, and good riddance. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

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04-17-2009, 08:35 AM	#4
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I didnt forget, its tough being a raiders fan, it stunk tha the retired so early, but the fear of flying did him in. However as an announcer he was a babbling idiot. Seemed like there were 2 or 3 guys who he would basically suck their dicks each season, and would just go on and on about them Tom

04-17-2009, 11:21 AM	#5
Lucky3623 Official Thread Killer Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 554	I loved Madden, just can't stand to listen to him... One of these days someone is going to teach that man how to speak in full complete sentences, and how to get to the point in less than 400 words and a telestrator.