My squid thread: Just how fast?

pauldun170 · 06-16-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Yamerhaw

yeah, i ride crazy fast backwards

I'm going to call you Mater for now on.
Just like Tuh-mater cept without the "tuh"

Mrs. Colleen · 07-08-2009, 07:39 PM

I don't know.

askmrjesus · 07-09-2009, 12:10 PM

JC

Tmall · 07-09-2009, 12:13 PM

I had a squidly moment on Sunday. I came onto the highway. A silver ferrari passed me, I passed him, then before I knew it, the speedo is reading 120mph.. WTF??

Then the adult voice inside my head kicked in, and I backed off and let him continue on his run.

G-Rex · 07-09-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

then before I knew it, the speedo is reading 120mph.. WTF??

There's your problem! Your speedo should have been reading 193kph!

lauralynne · 07-09-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

I had a squidly moment on Sunday. I came onto the highway. A silver ferrari passed me, I passed him, then before I knew it, the speedo is reading 120mph.. WTF??

Then the adult voice inside my head kicked in, and I backed off and let him continue on his run.

I did that the other day getting on the freeway - except it was a dude making googly eyes at me at the stop light. Light turns green and he tries to show off in his car and stomps on it and peels out to get on the on ramp. My inner squid took over my right hand and I was over 100mph and he was a speck in my mirrors before MY brain kicked back in again and backed it off. he caught up to me and made more gestures (um - does that really work for ANY dudes on here - lewd gestures at random women???)

HurricaneHeather · 07-09-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

I did that the other day getting on the freeway - except it was a dude making googly eyes at me at the stop light. Light turns green and he tries to show off in his car and stomps on it and peels out to get on the on ramp. My inner squid took over my right hand and I was over 100mph and he was a speck in my mirrors before MY brain kicked back in again and backed it off. he caught up to me and made more gestures (um - does that really work for ANY dudes on here - lewd gestures at random women???)

You should make your avatar into a sticker and put it on his window.

Amber Lamps · 07-09-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

I did that the other day getting on the freeway - except it was a dude making googly eyes at me at the stop light. Light turns green and he tries to show off in his car and stomps on it and peels out to get on the on ramp. My inner squid took over my right hand and I was over 100mph and he was a speck in my mirrors before MY brain kicked back in again and backed it off. he caught up to me and made more gestures (um - does that really work for ANY dudes on here - lewd gestures at random women???)

Yes they actually do! Some women appreciate the directness and honesty of the lewd gesture.

HurricaneHeather · 07-09-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yes they actually do! Some women appreciate the directness and honesty of the lewd gesture.

Yeah....sure they do.

askmrjesus · 07-10-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yes they actually do! Some women appreciate the directness and honesty of the lewd gesture.

Yeah, they're called hookers.

JC

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07-09-2009, 12:13 PM	#4
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I had a squidly moment on Sunday. I came onto the highway. A silver ferrari passed me, I passed him, then before I knew it, the speedo is reading 120mph.. WTF?? Then the adult voice inside my head kicked in, and I backed off and let him continue on his run.