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Old 09-06-2009, 11:47 PM   #37
Captain Morgan
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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT View Post
yea she was hot as hell. but i was drunk as hell. So i told her to put the jacket on, she looked better with it.

On one hand, i was thinking who the fuck cares they're just models that get paid to smile and pretend to like fat guys, and i have a better chance at winning the lottery than ever screwing here

on the other hand, i do buy a lottery ticket now and again.


NOBODY liked me after that, i got cut out of the damn pictures... But her face there describes the situation best. afterwards she ran away behind a building, i think i made her cry .

on a lighter note the brunette i wasnt demoralizing TOTALLY got the joke, but who the fuck cares what a brunette thinks.
Damn dude, that's pretty funny. I guess she's not used to hearing any type of critical comments. One lone (and not really mean) comment and she takes off crying? Get a life, looks aren't THAT important.
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