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Old 09-14-2009, 09:25 PM   #1
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"How about you ride your bike and I'll ride mine?"

"I'll remember that next time I was thinking about forcing you to ride my bike."

"I was just thinking the same thing about your wife/gf/fiance."
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:27 PM   #2
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Kick in his teeth with a big pair of boots.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:35 PM   #3
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Anytime you know he's going to be away from his bike for more than a few minutes, piss on it. Then when he says something say, "you know, I think you're 100% right... but Honda's smell like piss."
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:38 PM   #4
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"How about you ride your bike and I'll ride mine?"

"I'll remember that next time I was thinking about forcing you to ride my bike."

"I was just thinking the same thing about your wife/gf/fiance."
Yeah, he can dish it but can't take it. That's par for the course for this type of person it seems. Give anything back and you just get a 1/2 hour argument.

Today at lunch: "So me and Brian were talking and we thing both you AND DJ would be better off on two-strokes." STFU seriously.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:40 PM   #5
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Yeah, he can dish it but can't take it. That's par for the course for this type of person it seems. Give anything back and you just get a 1/2 hour argument.

Today at lunch: "So me and Brian were talking and we thing both you AND DJ would be better off on two-strokes." STFU seriously.
Piss it is.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:44 PM   #6
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Can you take him in a race? If so that'd be the best way to shut him up.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:53 PM   #7
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Can you take him in a race? If so that'd be the best way to shut him up.
Not in the dirt. I'll take him on the track easy but of course he will never go there.
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:11 PM   #8
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Yeah, he can dish it but can't take it. That's par for the course for this type of person it seems. Give anything back and you just get a 1/2 hour argument.

Today at lunch: "So me and Brian were talking and we thing both you AND DJ would be better off on two-strokes." STFU seriously.
I knew it!
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:30 PM   #9
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wow, seriously who cares what type of bike you ride?
They are acting like a bunch of high school girls!
I like your taste in bikes...
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:03 AM   #10
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wow, seriously who cares what type of bike you ride?
They are acting like a bunch of high school girls!
I like your taste in bikes...
Dude she's totally hittin on you. Make your move!!
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