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Old 09-15-2009, 05:09 PM   #1
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You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

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Old 09-15-2009, 05:13 PM   #2
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You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC


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Old 09-15-2009, 05:15 PM   #3
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:34 PM   #4
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You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:23 AM   #5
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Just stop hanging out or riding with them. Problem solved. When Nancy boys start complaining you dont play with them anymore, maybe they'll be ready to STFU.
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