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Old 10-18-2009, 10:15 AM   #1
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I know no one on here is like this....
but how come bikers are "friends" when they see each other on opposite sides of the road and when they are on the same side they feel the need to race each other?
It's a penis thing

Same reason kids in civics roll up on M3's and want to test them, or rednecks with 36" tires on their pickups/jeeps use to roll up next to other lifted trucks/jeeps and yell "let's hook em up" (meaning, lets go out to the nearest mudhole, chain my rear bumper to yours and take off in opposite directions and see who can PULL whom)

I just tell them they've more than likely got a bigger dick and keep going I got nothing to prove any more
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Old 10-18-2009, 11:11 AM   #2
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Dunno- I rarely see a bike going the same direction I'll pass an occasional cruiser, but sportbikes are very rare around here. There is no one to race.
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:57 PM   #3
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I just tell them they've more than likely got a bigger dick and keep going I got nothing to prove any more


great line Troy!
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Old 10-18-2009, 08:12 PM   #4
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It's a penis thing

Same reason kids in civics roll up on M3's and want to test them
What about douchebags in M3s that want to race stock civics when the civic is just trying to get home after a long day at work.
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:28 PM   #5
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lol that and gt mustangs trying to race everyone in town. Side note there is a fat white guy in a blue gt with his feelings hurt. (nice try) i think i have raced 2 or 3 times but its all good fun.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:05 AM   #6
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It's a penis thing

I just tell them they've more than likely got a bigger dick and keep going I got nothing to prove any more
There is no "more than likely" in that statement for you.



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Old 10-21-2009, 09:17 AM   #7
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There is no "more than likely" in that statement for you.
Damn your momma and that big mouth of hers
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