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Old 10-28-2009, 10:37 PM   #1
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I thought promise rings meant you wouldn't have sex before you got married?

Of course, that would explain why I'd never give one to a chick in a hooker cop outfit, but that's just me.

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:42 PM   #2
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I thought promise rings meant you wouldn't have sex before you got married?
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That's what I remember. But as a teacher told a girl in one of my classes who had a ring...
"That means you promise to NOT have sex. And you become a virgin again after 2 years not 2 weeks" (not sure of the religious re-virgin years thing, just making up a number). That teacher was my hero.

Promise rings mean that the chances of them putting out is very promising. Real virgins who will (or at least want to) wait till marriage don't need a ring.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:48 PM   #3
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I thought promise rings meant you wouldn't have sex before you got married?

Of course, that would explain why I'd never give one to a chick in a hooker cop outfit, but that's just me.

JC
I always heard those called purity rings or abstinence rings.
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