Belly up to the bar....

[DLIT]

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"