How would you go about laying your bike down?

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by drewpy

What about the tractor in the road, or the sack of decoys at highway speeds

Honestly that tractor situation could have actually been the right time, if there is any, to dump the bike. Geese worked out exactly as planned. Hammered the brakes, hit the sack while releasing the front brake and coasted to a stop.