Douchebag Flow Chart

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Rider

Douche is an attitude, not the ability to attain expensive things.

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

How they carry themselves is part of the attitude. No need to talk to them.

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Originally Posted by Rider

How they carry themselves is part of the attitude. No need to talk to them.

Several people on this board have stated that anyone that wears Ed Hardy are douches. That means that if your mom goes out and buys an Ed Hardy hand bag, for example, she is a douche. Ridiculous.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Several people on this board have stated that anyone that wears Ed Hardy are douches. That means that if your mom goes out and buys an Ed Hardy hand bag, for example, she is a douche. Ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

If my mom went out and bought an Ed Hardy hand bag, I would punch her in the face and call her a douche. There is never an excuse to buy Ed Hardy stuff unless you are attempting to obtain ultimate douche status.

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

That is ridiculous.

If my mom went out and bought an Ed Hardy hand bag, I would punch her in the face and call her a douche. There is never an excuse to buy Ed Hardy stuff unless you are attempting to obtain ultimate douche status.

Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

[Smittie61984]

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...


If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...


If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

So the t-shirts with bands or all the skulls on them are the shirts everyones talking about? if people are paying upwards of 80 dollars for them they should be shot in the face I could dig out my old beat up concert t-shirts from back in the day and sell em for hundreds since theyre so retro.

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...


If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

Maybe but Ed Hardy t-shirts don't just say "Ed Hardy" on them... If you want to play it that way, then anyone who wears Izod polo shirts, Polo, Nautica, A&F, etc, etc, etc is 100 times worse because most of their t-shirts only have the name of the designer label on them. I'll be damned if a guy wearing an Izod shirt, Nautica pants and Topsiders is going to call me a douche for wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt that has, IMO a cool picture of a dragon or whatever on it. Not to mention a woman wearing $200 shoes and carrying a $700 purse...

What's funny is that 25 or so years ago, you all would have said the same thing about Levi's jeans. At one point you could only buy them at Levi's stores and they were pricey for that time. Same thing for Adidias, Nike, NB, etc.