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View Poll Results: Blah, blah, blah about wieghts and shit, or midget hookers?
Hookers and Scotch!!! 10 37.04%
Scotch and Hookers!! 10 37.04%
I can bench press a Midget Hooker. 6 22.22%
I don't care, I just hate Tigger. 12 44.44%
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:16 PM   #1
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:30 AM   #2
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How about Asian hookers, scotch, and Cohibas?
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:15 AM   #3
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Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

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Old 01-19-2010, 09:16 AM   #4
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Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

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I think we have that already. It is called "Off Topic".
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:46 AM   #5
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Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

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Yeah, I'm thinking Asian gymnasts, the ones who do those astonishing contortions and weigh about 80 pounds. Like midgets, they make your junk look bigger, but they look better in catsuits. And some nice potato vodka to help unwind beforehand. Yeah.
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Old 01-19-2010, 02:36 PM   #6
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Problem with 80lb girls is that my junk would rip most of them in half...Most but not all, I mean that stuff stretches eventually but ouch. I suppose 3 hours foreplay and generous lube and you would eventually get it on but...sheesh, who has that kinda patience?
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