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Old 02-19-2010, 12:18 AM   #1
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Holy shit, I am dying laughing. This video is full of win

You have the Emo girl who is so calm that she probably won't scream after you "accidently" stick your dick in her ass. The young guy getting his ass stomped by a 57 year old with a fanny pack is just classic.

Then my favorite part. "Pinky's" friend talking about pressing charges as she is video taping herself stealing his shit.

The Mortal Combat vid had me just lose it.

The lesson here is you do not need TV to be entertained. All you need is a bus pass.


I guess you are just not a detail oriented person.

Did actually listen to the video?
Do i have to correct your ass AGAIN?

The White guy is 67...dumbass
and the "young guy" is FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD.

Which BTW, after Toms post works out to 65 years old in black man years.


Fucking southerners pay attention
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:34 AM   #2
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I guess you are just not a detail oriented person.

Did actually listen to the video?
Do i have to correct your ass AGAIN?

The White guy is 67...dumbass
and the "young guy" is FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD.

Which BTW, after Toms post works out to 65 years old in black man years.


Fucking southerners pay attention
57, 67 whatever. I just spent two hours dissecting shit and am a little tired. Plus I was still rolling and laughing at the time.

Black or not I'd be suprised if he was really 50. No 50 year old black man is going to go by "Pinky".

Oh yeah, this settles another debate. Towards the end he says "I'm gonna kill that nigga". A black man called a white man (old one at that) a "nigga" so white people can be niggas too.
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:15 AM   #3
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No 50 year old black man is going to go by "Pinky".
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:30 AM   #4
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Um...my nick name is Tigger. My Dad was called "Snook" until the day he died. My older cousin is "Pumkin", etc. Black people carry their nick names to the grave chief! Besides, I could have sworn that they were calling the white guy "Pinky"...
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:43 AM   #5
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I could have sworn that they were calling the white guy "Pinky"...
It's that detail thing again, they matter to Smittie not.

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Old 02-19-2010, 09:09 AM   #6
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Um...my nick name is Tigger. My Dad was called "Snook" until the day he died. My older cousin is "Pumkin", etc. Black people carry their nick names to the grave chief! Besides, I could have sworn that they were calling the white guy "Pinky"...
I laughed because its a stupid tradition.

My Brother went by "Lee" for awile.

Hey Dexter ...who the fuck is Lee?
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Amber Lamps I'm still laughing my ass off.
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:42 AM   #8
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Amber Lamps I'm still laughing my ass off.
I laugh every time someone says it.
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Here's the thing about the "race card" no one tried to play it. Hell, the only reason this incident was even posted was because it seemed to depict an innocent elderly white man being harassed by a young black gangbanger and defending himself successfully. You all were ever so excited to see a "young black thug" get his just deserts from an old white man that you didn't even look at the actual situation. While neither party is innocent, it seems that the "poor defenseless elderly white man" may have provoked to entire incident. In fact, it is my contention that the black man was beaten primarily because of his reluctance to fully commit to the fight/violence in the first place. If he had run to the front of the bus and immediately attacked full force instead of hesitating and running his mouth, the outcome may have been different.
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