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Old 08-12-2010, 09:44 AM   #1
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My wife did that at the HD dealer.

But I call BS.

"Don't do if on an incline"

How many of the crashed bikes you pick up are in the ditch or off the side of the road!

"Don't do if it's laking any fluids"

WTF you asshats, of coarse it's going to be leaking fluids you moron, it's tipped over! The longer you leave it there the more it will leak!

"Put down the kick stand cause we are lifting it over that way"

What so you only crash on the right side? IDIOTS!
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:47 AM   #2
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My wife did that at the HD dealer.

But I call BS.

"Don't do if on an incline"

How many of the crashed bikes you pick up are in the ditch or off the side of the road!

"Don't do if it's laking any fluids"

WTF you asshats, of coarse it's going to be leaking fluids you moron, it's tipped over! The longer you leave it there the more it will leak!

"Put down the kick stand cause we are lifting it over that way"

What so you only crash on the right side? IDIOTS!
Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:55 AM   #3
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Oh yeah... DUH! Thanks so much, I'm glad I have you here to help me along.
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Old 08-13-2010, 01:12 PM   #4
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Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.
I laugh only because a friend of mine did just this to my 04 Aprilia. Whooops a little too far, let's try that again from the other side now.
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:34 PM   #5
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Last one is easy... just flip it completely over from the left side, onto the right side, then pull the kickstand down and flip it upright. Problem solved.


Very clever u are.

I just use the bars to pick up the bike, but I can deadlift the entire thing anyway.
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Very clever u are.

I just use the bars to pick up the bike, but I can deadlift the entire thing anyway.
Lol try that with an 800 lb Harley.
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Old 08-15-2010, 05:34 PM   #7
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Lol try that with an 800 lb Harley.
Or a 1000# version like mine!
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:20 PM   #8
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Lol try that with an 800 lb Harley.
I think I could do it!

Anyone have an 800lb Harley for testing purposes?
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