New Bike Day...#2

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yessir, looks like a clean bike. like the high mount, hows it sound?

you gonna change the gearing back?

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

yessir, looks like a clean bike. like the high mount, hows it sound?

you gonna change the gearing back?

I cummed when he first started it up, then again when I was riding it up the street. Hope that tells you how it sounds.

I will probably leave the gearing for now. Maybe go back to stock at some point. Chain and sprocket were changed last year so its not like I need to replace them soon as far as wear.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by t-rock

I cummed when he first started it up, then again when I was riding it up the street. Hope that tells you how it sounds.

I will probably leave the gearing for now. Maybe go back to stock at some point. Chain and sprocket were changed last year so its not like I need to replace them soon as far as wear.

dont ever tell me when, where, or why you've "cummed" ever again.

[Smittie61984]

That sig quote is the funniest shit ever. I'm not sure what "TLS'" are but "A room full of hookers and a gallan bag of X" is something I'll say from now on. Like "Obviously you're not a golfer" (From the Big Lebowski).

T-rock. If you do move to TN/NC/GA area then that R1 will be pretty fun.

[Lamnidae]

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...-loc#post40553


Right there Smittie.

Originally Posted by t-rock

He said it to me and I put it up. haha.

Gotcha bro.


Yeah, I never saw the "I call it" till I just went and got the threadlink for Smittie, it's all good, and a helluva good quote none-the-less.

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Like "Obviously you're not a golfer" (From the Big Lebowski).

Fucking love that movie. Love it.

[Mr Lefty]

Where's the money Lebowski... where's the MONEY LEBOWSKI? WHERE'S THE MONEY SHIT HEAD!!!!

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

Where's the money Lebowski... where's the MONEY LEBOWSKI? WHERE'S THE MONEY SHIT HEAD!!!!

and his response: "Nice marmot"

WE'LL CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON LEBOWSKI!!!!!

[PhiSig1071]

Originally Posted by Amblyopic

btw, WTFG snaggin' my sig block.

Originally Posted by t-rock

I told you I was taking it, and had it before you. Delete it ho.

Damn, I feel like a celebrity!

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

That sig quote is the funniest shit ever. I'm not sure what "TLS'" are but "A room full of hookers and a gallan bag of X" is something I'll say from now on. Like "Obviously you're not a golfer" (From the Big Lebowski).

T-rock. If you do move to TN/NC/GA area then that R1 will be pretty fun.

A TLS is a Suzuki TL1000S. Also known as demon spawn on two wheels. They came out with them in '98 and won bike of the year from Motorcyclist. Almost instantly they had a recall on them. They had to take them all back and install factory steering dampener's on them because they were so torque happy when you would roll on the throttle at low RPM mid-corner they'd get nose-light almost instantly snap into a head-shake from hell. They were also notorious for being so torquey that they'd get looped accidentally left and right. Noob's looping them was such a problem that they actually re-engineered the bike, lowering the compression and altering the mapping to make them less powerful and with less mid-range. The redone bike's came out in '01.

Like I said, more fun then a room full of hookers and a gallon zip-loc of X, but almost as likely to get you in trouble.

I will probably be looking for one eventually, to rebuild the motor and turn it into a wicked streetfighter.

[Smittie61984]

Gotcha. I always called them TL1000s. I heard them nicknamed the "Widow Makers" since they had so many crashing problems. Infact a woman on a local forum owns one and painted it like a Black Widow and calls it the black widow. It's a really cool looking bike. The bottom part of the lower fairing has the hour glas painted on it.

Either way You don't Fuck with the Jesus.