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Old 12-04-2010, 09:55 PM   #1
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Holy shit
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I only get14 for the whole year
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Old 12-04-2010, 10:40 PM   #2
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Holy shit
11 days
I only get14 for the whole year
I only took off 6 days from work. Only was gone from Thanksgiving - Tomorrow. Counting days off work too.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:56 AM   #3
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I am still absolutely loving the mac. I have named her, bitch and she obeys my commands.

"Bitch, Open itunes"

"Bitch, Play"

Awesome.

Now if I could teach her to open porn and suck me off I would never leave the house.
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Old 12-11-2010, 02:10 AM   #4
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Now if I could teach her to open porn and suck me off I would never leave the house.
If we could program computers to do that, that'd pretty much be the end of humanity as we know it.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510/futur...bot-propaganda
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:45 AM   #5
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If we could program computers to do that, that'd pretty much be the end of humanity as we know it.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510/futur...bot-propaganda
japs are pretty close.

im not starting a new thread for it again, but remember sharon apple from macross plus? check this out, scary and awesome at the same time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_Miku

"live" in concert

[youtube]DTXO7KGHtjI[/youtube]

real case of life imitates art eh?
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:42 AM   #6
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I am still absolutely loving the mac. I have named her, bitch and she obeys my commands.

"Bitch, Open itunes"

"Bitch, Play"

Awesome.

Now if I could teach her to open porn and suck me off I would never leave the house.
Lulz.
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:25 PM   #7
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I am still absolutely loving the mac. I have named her, bitch and she obeys my commands.

"Bitch, Open itunes"

"Bitch, Play"

Awesome.

Now if I could teach her to open porn and suck me off I would never leave the house.
What is it about mac users, my comps name is "Will's bitch"
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:28 PM   #8
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:03 PM   #9
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Anybody seen "Love and Other Drugs?"

I don't know if Anne Hathaway uses a body double or not, but you get to see her tits.

It's on Ch131 if you don't torrent.

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Old 01-08-2011, 08:48 PM   #10
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And I found some on image search...

NSFW / NWS / may contain nude
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