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[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Speaking of "uncles" Apoc's Uncle thread got me wondering.... Did Alki's rap sheet specify that the victim was a girl?.....

Are you saying his black girlfriend was a beard?

Shit, a DOUBLE BEARD!

Someone please tell me he doesn't foster homeless puppies too, I'm trying desperately to hold on to the illusion of human decency.

Did anyone catch what he does for a living? Insurance salesman. I think I understand the whole thing now.

Think about it. All the "Big" guys have a mascot. Progressive has Flo the soul-less wonder, Geico has the lizard thing, Prudential has a rock, and Allstate has a big fucking black guy. How do you compete with all that?

Genius. That's how.

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