Guy gets wrecked and still lands on his feet

[Amber Lamps]

How much you want to bet that bitch was on her phone?

[derf]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

How much you want to bet that bitch was on her phone?

$5 says she was googling what kind of cat she wants to buy, $10 says she was texting her daughter in law about what color the new babies room should be, and $50 says that you are right

[askmrjesus]

"I'm pretty fucking far from Ok."

JC

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

"I'm pretty fucking far from Ok."

JC

I think that's the first thing out of my mouth... Then "fuck you you retarded bitch!".

Homeboy was REAL lucky.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

"I'm pretty fucking far from Ok."

JC

Yeah, no doubt. I've been in a couple of accidents and I'm generally pretty understanding...but in that case I'm pretty sure I'd be more than a little irate.
And I doubt he was really "ok" even though he was still on his feet. He's either dealing with shock, a load in his undies, or both.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

How much you want to bet that bitch was on her phone?

Since you can see her putting her phone in her pocket as she waddles around the front of the car, I'll take that bet.

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Since you can see her putting her phone in her pocket as she waddles around the front of the car, I'll take that bet.

Cant really see if its a phone...If it were me It'd be my car keys.

Poor Gixxxer...

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Cant really see if its a phone...If it were me It'd be my car keys.

Poor Gixxxer...

Ahh, car keys, of course! That totally explains why she was holding them up to her ear before she put them in her pocket.

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Ahh, car keys, of course! That totally explains why she was holding them up to her ear before she put them in her pocket.

if you really think you saw a phone in the millisecond frame of her being shown then more power to you. I'm not saying she wasnt on her phone...But chances are she is that fucking horrible at drving...without any other distractions...if the bike wasnt in the way she was gonna rear end the van, bc she was hauling ass.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

if you really think you saw a phone in the millisecond frame of her being shown then more power to you. I'm not saying she wasnt on her phone...But chances are she is that fucking horrible at drving...without any other distractions...if the bike wasnt in the way she was gonna rear end the van, bc she was hauling ass.

I never said I saw a phone, but when do you hold your keys up to your ear like this? Commom sense FTW.