The baron

[Avatard]

I'm sorry about what your vehicle says about your sexual orientation (PSSSSSST: The engine is turning the wrong wheels).

My cars (one actually runs...the rest are being restored):

1974 K5 Blazer Monster Truck 350 4-speed 44" tires
!971 Chevelle 350/4-speed ~325 hp
1969 Corvette L48 4-speed 350 hp
1994 LT1 Corvette convertible 6-speed 300 hp
1999 Ford Expedition 4.7 V8, auto

Not a homosexual vehicle in the stable, mate. Yes, my cars consume gas. Men's big cars and trucks do that...it's the price of not being gay, and having cars that don't suck.

Listen, you can always try and save face most of the time by having your GF drive, at least. Just pretend it isn't yours...

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I'm sorry about what your vehicle says about your sexual orientation (PSSSSSST: The engine is turning the wrong wheels).

My cars (one actually runs...the rest are being restored):

1974 K5 Blazer Monster Truck 350 4-speed 44" tires
!971 Chevelle 350/4-speed ~325 hp
1969 Corvette L48 4-speed 350 hp
1994 LT1 Corvette convertible 6-speed 300 hp
1999 Ford Expedition 4.7 V8, auto

Not a homosexual vehicle in the stable, mate. Yes, my cars consume gas. Men's big cars and trucks do that...it's the price of not being gay, and having cars that don't suck.

Listen, you can always try and save face most of the time by having your GF drive, at least. Just pretend it isn't yours...

Yours suggest your penis is small and ineffective. Did you really just post the factory power claims? that's like bragging that you ran a 15

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Dave

Yours suggest your penis is small and ineffective. Did you really just post the factory power claims? that's like bragging that you ran a 15

No, douchenozzle, I build most of my own engines (and have built a few for friends). By now, I kinda know what cam and compression will get ya what, though. It's not rocket surgery, or anything like working on that toy shit you drive.

Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles. While I drove a monster truck as a daily driver, I also raced pocketbikes.

I like powerful machines both big and small.

I guess I just hate your car because it's gay.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Avatard

No, douchenozzle, I build most of my own engines (and have built a few for friends). By now, I kinda know what cam and compression will get ya what, though. It's not rocket surgery, or anything like working on that toy shiti you drive.

Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles. While I drove a monster truck as a daily driver, I also raced pocketbikes.

I like powerful machines both big and small.

I guess I just hate your car because it's gay.

In other words you have no fucking clue.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles.

What does being Latin have to do with anything? Are you saying they have big dicks? I doubt it, seeing as how people down there usually aren't very tall, so I kinda doubt they have a big dick either.

Now, the whole dark-skinned, dark-haired thing, OK I'll give you that........the ladies seem to dig that shit.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

What does being Latin have to do with anything? Are you saying they have big dicks? I doubt it, seeing as how people down there usually aren't very tall, so I kinda doubt they have a big dick either.

Now, the whole dark-skinned, dark-haired thing, OK I'll give you that........the ladies seem to dig that shit.

You must have missed that thread. Seems people from my neck of the woods fare well in this category. I'm apparently huge in Japan...

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I'm sorry about what your vehicle says about your sexual orientation (PSSSSSST: The engine is turning the wrong wheels).

My cars (one actually runs...the rest are being restored):

1974 K5 Blazer Monster Truck 350 4-speed 44" tires
!971 Chevelle 350/4-speed ~325 hp
1969 Corvette L48 4-speed 350 hp
1994 LT1 Corvette convertible 6-speed 300 hp
1999 Ford Expedition 4.7 V8, auto

Not a homosexual vehicle in the stable, mate. Yes, my cars consume gas. Men's big cars and trucks do that...it's the price of not being gay, and having cars that don't suck.

Listen, you can always try and save face most of the time by having your GF drive, at least. Just pretend it isn't yours...

My Cadillac had 320 hp stock.

Other than just being your usual dolt self, the Lebaron is kind of a neat car, though I don't like convertibles. My brother had a 86 4 door Lebaron turbo with the three speed auto. The girgling sounds the engine/turbo made were kinda sweet.

[defector]

Wasn't there a Dodge/ Maserati combo with some of those K cars? I could swear that I had one of those in my shop for something a while back.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by defector

Wasn't there a Dodge/ Maserati combo with some of those K cars? I could swear that I had one of those in my shop for something a while back.

Maserati TC. basically a rebodied lebaron. top trim level cars are highly sought after due to a maserati engineered DOHC head attached to the chrysler 2.2 turbo block and one of the strongest manual trans from the iacocca era

[derf]

I spotted a dave in the wild today, but then I realized it was just a cheap imitation