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[Particle Man]

Composite "wood" is probably a good idea.

Love the 'Vette without the bump in the hood, incidentally.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Composite "wood" is probably a good idea.

There's green algae, moss, whatever the fuck, growing on even the plastic shit in the yard; like that Rubbermaid shed...and even the vinyl siding of the house. The house is actually grey, but you wouldn't know it...most of it's pretty fucking green. Textured too, from where the slugs eat little swirly trails through the green shit.

Shit's just fucking gross, man. Jersey eats a dick. How I came to be here is a long, sad story, but suffice to say, I kinda feel like I got punked. If I wasn't nearly underwater with this joint, and I wasn't already nearly 90% done the studio, I'd be gone already.

If I go out in the yard, I come in with at least 2 ticks. Woke up the other day with one suckling on my left nip. I had a hot, feverish, B-cup left boob for 3 days (giggity).

If this place didn't have a honking A/C unit that knocks all the moisture down to tolerable levels, I'd have gone totally fucking postal already. In the 5 minutes outside it took to snap those pics, I totally soaked my shirt.

Jersey may have its own slogans, but I'm sticking with mine:

NJ; moist as a fat girl's buttcrack