Some dude actually teabags another dude

[Rangerscott]

Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.

Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

Nice....

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.

Only if they're related......





Sorry Scott......

[Amber Lamps]

Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"

My doc called me the next day.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.

It's not gay when/if

• You don't look the other guy directly in the eyes.
• You and the other guy don't climax at the same time.
• You don't fall into his arms postcoitus and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
• You slap each other on the back, shake hands, high-five, or brofist afterwards.
• You don't gaze into the other guy's eyes and your souls merge together.
• You don't nibble on his earlobes as you approach him from behind.
• Your perineum doesn't touch his.
• You don't begin to think he's the one you've been searching for your entire life, and you don't realize for the first time in years you are truly happy and feel that life is worth living.
• You're in the gym showers. It's not like he and you chose to be naked at the same time and same place; it just happened.
• You promise it's the last time (really).
• One of you wears a wig.
• You pretend that it never happened and don't return his calls.
• Money exchanges hands.
• You're on a long voyage across the sea.
• Spring Break booze cruise counts.
• You don't write him poetry.
• You're also currently stalking a member of the opposite sex.
• You're a dedicated misogynist.

Example Sentences

"We were both really depressed and had split a 6-pack of Bartles & Jaymes, so it's not gay."

http://ohinternet.com/It%27s_Not_Gay

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.

Yeah, the romans had a ton of homosexual tendencies and pretty much were all bisexuals. They had gay marriage back then too.