Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

Fuuuck, Just lost an extremely promising, intelligent, pretty girl who had heterocromatic blue and green eyes simply because I own firearms? are you fucking serious? Fucking OKC was stuffed to the gills with crazy stuck up whores who brought nothing to the table but cellulite and debt yet all seem to think they deserve fucking GQ cover models and six figure salaries. Guess Ill have to try POF next but that looks a lot worse. At the rate my thirties are going I might as well just cut my fucking dick off already