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Old 06-24-2008, 11:45 AM   #1
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Maybe I need to fly out to Hanover and give this bitch some good old fashion pipe laying so that she isn't so fucking pissed off toward the world?

Is she hot?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:10 PM   #2
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Maybe I need to fly out to Hanover and give this bitch some good old fashion pipe laying so that she isn't so fucking pissed off toward the world?

Is she hot?
I'm gonna tanke a stab at this and say: she's probably late 30's, fat, has 9 kids, fat, drives a Suburban with "Honor roll" bumper stickers all over the back with her kid's names on them, fat, hates her life, fat, and has a "yes dear" husband who's more feminin than she is. She's probably also fat.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:28 PM   #3
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Maybe I need to fly out to Hanover and give this bitch some good old fashion pipe laying so that she isn't so fucking pissed off toward the world?

Is she hot?
probably not. would you be willing to take one for the team?

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I wrote this and added the letter to editor Neon posted in his thread...

stupid bitch...if you search her name on the evening sun site you'll see she isnt just against motorcycles, it appears she has something to say about most motorized vehicles, both on road and off...
yeah, what's with that?! i guess all these motorized contraptions are wreaking havoc on her peaceful existence. get a life, lady! and move to the country away from all the 'hustle and bustle' of our 'big' city.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:00 PM   #4
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Dear Ms. Narushoff.
Apparently our pipes aren't loud enough, as your makeup applying, cellphone talking completely obliveant ass still manages to not notice us on the street.
As for loud pipes not helping, tell that to the Civic with the coffee can exhaust and the Ram with the straight pipes that both tried to run me off the road today.
My exhaust was able to deter them back into their lane long enough for me to safely get out of kill range of their vehicles.
So, if our bikes are too loud, send me your address, I'll mail you some earplugs.
Thanks.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:13 PM   #5
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You are most elloquent, Cutty.

And I second that coffe can fart pipe annoyance on 4-bangers. I don't understand how anyone can think that sounds good.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:24 PM   #6
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You are most elloquent, Cutty.

And I second that coffe can fart pipe annoyance on 4-bangers. I don't understand how anyone can think that sounds good.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:46 PM   #7
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I have met women just like this cunt. Self centered, god forbid little Joey doesnt get all of his nap in because some bad motorcyclist rides down the street... what this bitch needs a dick in the ass.. that straighten her out....
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:31 PM   #8
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I'm sure fnfalman will be happy to oblige.
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