found out something fun as a new rider

[Gunther1000]

I get it from time to time (young chicks hootin) and I always wonder the same thing... With so many complete tools riding these days how do you know im anything you want... follwed by, And I'm way outta your league little girl. But thanks for the attempt! Now run along before you get hurt! And Chris Hanson pop's out of the back seat and ask's me to sit down and have a chat...

[fnfalman]

I like to hump the fuel tank whenever I pull up next to a hot chick (or chicks) in the car.

[Gunther1000]

Ya, thats not a bad way to go either I guess. I just think of that movie with Kameran Diaz and Christina Applegate when the biker dude pulls up next to them and it looks like there getting crazy in the car... Dude pulls the air hump on the bike. lol, good stuff.

[jtemple]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

I like to hump the fuel tank whenever I pull up next to a hot chick (or chicks) in the car.

Somehow, I believe you're goofy enough to do that!

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by jtemple

Somehow, I believe you're goofy enough to do that!

Like nobody else ever done that?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Like nobody else ever done that?

guilty.

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Like nobody else ever done that?

I don't do that as much...I get better results when I open my visor with my tongue!!!

[Rider]

I get stares all the time, but I never get anyone yelling at me. Usually I don't ride next to anyone though, I speed up to get away from them. Besides I think my middle finger at every car that gets withing 5ft of me is a big turn off.

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by Rider

I get stares all the time, but I never get anyone yelling at me. Usually I don't ride next to anyone though, I speed up to get away from them. Besides I think my middle finger at every car that gets withing 5ft of me is a big turn off.

Yeah I get the WHOA and points at the bike... but no flashing... it must be a Michigan thing... everybody is too stressed out due to the economy, the housing market, and being under the dumb hoe Jenny!! No mentality for flashing or other cool.

[the chi]

Originally Posted by itgirl

it's especially fun for me, being a girl on the bike (since i don't do pink and have no telltale ponytail sticking out). i bet they'd feel like a total ass if i took my helmet off and they saw they were barking up the wrong tree.

I can agree with that, I look like a short guy unless you look really closely, since I dont wear girly gear most of the time either.

Originally Posted by azoomm

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

Dude, that would be punishable by an ass whoopin! Who DOES that?!

I have been guilty of the stare down as well, typically when they get too close to me. I just turn around and sit while they get all uncomfortable. Even more effective when actually moving. Not that I recommend this, but when on a familiar road and being tailgated, I will do it.