Belly up to the bar....

Audiomechanic · 03-03-2008, 01:26 PM

You're baking biscuits while I'm dropping a loaf. Nothing like posting while poopin.

t-homo · 03-03-2008, 01:41 PM

When I shit i look through the playboys and maxims in the bathrooms. You know its a good one when you are in so long the lights turn off on you have you have to throw a magazine or two over the stall to get the sensor's attention.

Audiomechanic · 03-03-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

When I shit i look through the playboys and maxims in the bathrooms. You know its a good one when you are in so long the lights turn off on you have you have to throw a magazine or two over the stall to get the sensor's attention.

No lie!!! Cept Walgreens doesn't allow mags in the head so I ball up some tp and throw it over...depending on how much I have left. It's no fun wiping the brown eye in the dark. It's just a guessing game at that point.

Ever sit in there for so long your butt and legs go numb?

dReWpY · 03-03-2008, 01:57 PM

im glad im not the only one that outshits the lights n a rr

dReWpY · 03-03-2008, 01:57 PM

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Audiomechanic · 03-03-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy

im glad im not the only one that outshits the lights n a rr

Well, I'm a pretty speedy pooper. I drop my thunder in about 2 minutes usually, especially if the rr has rails for power sqeezin. The rest of the time, I sit and surf on the fone.

I'm a power pooper.

Rider · 03-03-2008, 02:06 PM

Just a little bit TMI going on here.... but

So carry on.

fatburg · 03-03-2008, 02:08 PM

I can usually squeeze 3 or 4 games of Sudoku in on a good one.

t-homo · 03-03-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy

im glad im not the only one that outshits the lights n a rr

Don't worry, I actually had them go out on me yesterday, so i pushed the stall door open the other way to get the lights to turn back on. About 10 seconds after they went off the second time a pladge bro walked in to see me shittin with the door wide open. He is a hardcore homophobe so it was pretty amusing.

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Originally Posted by Audiomechanic

I'm a power pooper.

How on earth am i supposed to have a comeback for that?

Audiomechanic · 03-03-2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

Don't worry, I actually had them go out on me yesterday, so i pushed the stall door open the other way to get the lights to turn back on. About 10 seconds after they went off the second time a pladge bro walked in to see me shittin with the door wide open. He is a hardcore homophobe so it was pretty amusing.

How on earth am i supposed to have a comeback for that?

I dunno. Just sayin....

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03-03-2008, 01:41 PM	#2
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	When I shit i look through the playboys and maxims in the bathrooms. You know its a good one when you are in so long the lights turn off on you have you have to throw a magazine or two over the stall to get the sensor's attention.

03-03-2008, 02:06 PM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Just a little bit TMI going on here.... but So carry on.

03-03-2008, 02:08 PM	#8
fatburg Grill Master Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO Moto: Yamaha FZ6 Posts: 960	I can usually squeeze 3 or 4 games of Sudoku in on a good one.