Small breasted women need not apply...

the chi · 10-31-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

You don't ride in Viet Nam

How many do you suppose will be stuffin the ole bra in order to get a few miles in?? Wonder what traffic stops will be like now?

"Excuse me ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Can I see your license and registration and boobies?"

It doesnt matter if I ride there or not, its absolutely ridiculous, and things like this targeted at women irritate the piss out of me...kinda like many of the muslim countries and their rules regarding women...men can be so ridiculous and the brain washed women are worse!

I wonder how many women may actually start dressing more masculine to get by the rules...considering the nature of their society, i cant see the officers actually trying to "check"...

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 12:43 PM

The nature of men you mean...

Captain Morgan · 10-31-2008, 12:45 PM

Bwahaha, that's some of the stupidest shit I've read in a long time. Hell, they might as well say men can't ride bikes due to their flat chests too. I can't imagine this law having any teeth. Besides, women will just start stuffing bras to get by the law anyway.

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 01:04 PM

Is that really how backward they are scientifically, if they think breast size is an indicator or overall health and ability????

Why not have a similar indicator for the men riders...Scrotum size or what not???

the chi · 10-31-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Is that really how backward they are scientifically, if they think breast size is an indicator or overall health and ability????

Why not have a similar indicator for the men riders...Scrotum size or what not???

Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell?

I wonder how they plan on checking for liver problems that are also included in the edict...i mean really?? People of specifically strange olive complections?

smileyman · 10-31-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell?

I wonder how they plan on checking for liver problems that are also included in the edict...i mean really?? People of specifically strange olive complections?

I am a very good judge of female ability...I observe you be quite a healthy specimen and capable of dragging knee.

MikeSP1 · 10-31-2008, 01:36 PM

And just when you think it was getting bad, someone else does something stupid and jacks up the whole rotation. At least none of us ride Vietnam. And when they say motorcycle, they're loosely refering to scooters. And the traffic problem is most likely not the physical abilities of the riders, it's the sheer stupidity of most of the people in traffic.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWlJjfMSbU

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQaoU9nQHw

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoP2TxvbRw

itgirl · 10-31-2008, 03:22 PM

wow, that last video just looks like a swarm of insects. do they not have traffic signals over there? i can't imagine having a free-for-all at every intersection working effectively. what a nightmare.

fnfalman · 10-31-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell?

Compare to the typical Vietnamese woman, you have massive boobages.

Besides, seriously, what makes you think that you are undersized? Judging from the various photos of you, I'm guessing either 34B or 34C. Hardly undersized.

JoJoYZF · 10-31-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

Compare to the typical Vietnamese woman, you have massive boobages.

Besides, seriously, what makes you think that you are undersized? Judging from the various photos of you, I'm guessing either 34B or 34C. Hardly undersized.

Thats what I was gonna guess as well. Btw rae, theres a girl on cash cab right now that looks kinda like you.

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Is that really how backward they are scientifically, if they think breast size is an indicator or overall health and ability???? Why not have a similar indicator for the men riders...Scrotum size or what not??? __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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MikeSP1 Perpetual trouble Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at the base of the Alps Moto: VTX 1300C, RC51, CBR600RR, CBR929RR Posts: 715	And just when you think it was getting bad, someone else does something stupid and jacks up the whole rotation. At least none of us ride Vietnam. And when they say motorcycle, they're loosely refering to scooters. And the traffic problem is most likely not the physical abilities of the riders, it's the sheer stupidity of most of the people in traffic. http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWlJjfMSbU http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQaoU9nQHw http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoP2TxvbRw __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"

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10-31-2008, 12:45 PM	#3
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Bwahaha, that's some of the stupidest shit I've read in a long time. Hell, they might as well say men can't ride bikes due to their flat chests too. I can't imagine this law having any teeth. Besides, women will just start stuffing bras to get by the law anyway.