A "ladies only" section

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by neebelung

I would just like to say - I, for one, have NEVER EVER EVER had any such fucking discussion with my mom, or ANYONE for that matter! Not over a cup of coffee, not while walking down the beach -- NEVER!!

Hmmmm....

The commercials would have you belive that EVERY girl keeps a douche under the sun table when her Mom or friends come over. You know, like a cute little conversation starter.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

It is actually not good for the whoo-ha so I doubt many women do. I honesty do not know who buys those things.

'whoo-ha" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!


You are such a pre-school teacher! I absolutely love you sometimes! I probably don't tell you enough but I do!



Hahahahaha...that's even funnier!!!

[Mrs. Colleen]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

'whoo-ha" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!


You are such a pre-school teacher! I absolutely love you sometimes! I probably don't tell you enough but I do!



Hahahahaha...that's even funnier!!!

I actually would never use any other name than penis or vagina with the kids...I just use those terms when I am at home.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by KSGregman

Hmmmm....

The commercials would have you belive that EVERY girl keeps a douche under the sun table when her Mom or friends come over. You know, like a cute little conversation starter.

Heck,after seeing those commercials,I thought I knew why women spend so much time in the restroom and go in groups....so they can discuss and compare feminine hygiene products.

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

It is actually not good for the whoo-ha so I doubt many women do. I honesty do not know who buys those things.

Perhaps certain guys who are walking down the isles, perhaps drunk (ok, fucking blitzed), who would like to see the douche, douche bag, and the newly hilarious now that we know that exists douche nozzle. And maybe these inebriated fellows found great pleasure in expelling the douche contents out of the disappointing douche bag through the infinitely hilarious douche nozzle onto other drunkards. And maybe, at the height of the nights shenanigans, these drunkards thought that nothing in the world could possibly be more funny than spraying piss onto some douchebag with the now totemic douche nozzle.

I have no idea who buys them either.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

I actually would never use any other name than penis or vagina with the kids...I just use those terms when I am at home.

That's even better!

" Baby,I want you so bad! Come to bed and stick your "pee pee" in my "whoo-ha" right now!"

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Corey

Perhaps certain guys who are walking down the isles, perhaps drunk (ok, fucking blitzed), who would like to see the douche, douche bag, and the newly hilarious now that we know that exists douche nozzle. And maybe these inebriated fellows found great pleasure in expelling the douche contents out of the disappointing douche bag through the infinitely hilarious douche nozzle onto other drunkards. And maybe, at the height of the nights shenanigans, these drunkards thought that nothing in the world could possibly be more funny than spraying piss onto some douchebag with the now totemic douche nozzle.

I have no idea who buys them either.

YOU PLAY PATA PON?!?!?!?!? Hooray for new members!!!!!!

[Mrs. Colleen]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

That's even better!

" Baby,I want you so bad! Come to bed and stick your "pee pee" in my "whoo-ha" right now!"

I do not say "pee-pee"...maybe "junk"...but never "pee-pee."

[Corey]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

YOU PLAY PATA PON?!?!?!?!? Hooray for new members!!!!!!

Pata pata pata pon

[Mrs. Colleen]

Originally Posted by Corey

Perhaps certain guys who are walking down the isles, perhaps drunk (ok, fucking blitzed), who would like to see the douche, douche bag, and the newly hilarious now that we know that exists douche nozzle. And maybe these inebriated fellows found great pleasure in expelling the douche contents out of the disappointing douche bag through the infinitely hilarious douche nozzle onto other drunkards. And maybe, at the height of the nights shenanigans, these drunkards thought that nothing in the world could possibly be more funny than spraying piss onto some douchebag with the now totemic douche nozzle.

I have no idea who buys them either.

You my friend are strange...and I am okay with that.