"Whats The Fastest You've Been on that Thing?" - Page 7

Kaneman · 04-17-2010, 09:51 AM

Its the same thing as a girl with big tits wearing a shirt that showcases them and then getting pissed when you check them out.

And CEO, you're wrong, I do have to be a wiseass. But the point I was making is that the vast majority of people don't know anything about motorcycle racing. I was hoping to convey that point through my jokey sarcasm without having to type it out in specifics. Damn.

askmrjesus · 04-17-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Its the same thing as a girl with big tits wearing a shirt that showcases them and then getting pissed when you check them out.

I'm with you on this one. The vast majority of people know jack about motorcycles, (including a lot of people who ride them), so being annoyed by stupid questions is an exercise in futility.

People, by and large, are blithering idiots. This is a known fact.

What I do find annoying, are the dweebs who ask about my bike, and then proceed to tell me their fucking life's story.

"I had a bike just like that a long time ago, (no you didn't) it was real fast, (no it wasn't) but mine was red (good for you) I had to sell it 'cause my wife didn't like it (she married you, how smart can she be?) and now I have a bad knee so I don't ride anymore (yet, ironically, your mouth still functions perfectly) but it sure was fun (yeah, big fun, any other information you think I need to know?)."

JC

Kaneman · 04-17-2010, 10:41 AM

Right on, I get that people are idiots. Remember, Jon and Kate was a popular show.

But what I hate someone trying to make me feel like an idiot while I'm trying to learn something new. Fucking elitists.

Sixxxxer · 04-17-2010, 04:44 PM

I have no problem talking about what I've done and how far I can ride on my bike...Its that question that just irrks me...I dunno why.

HokieDNA01 · 04-17-2010, 06:10 PM

Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.

Dave · 04-17-2010, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.

that guys probably jerking it to your memory right now lol

Particle Man · 04-17-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.

that's a brave man

derf · 04-17-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.

Ok so having read this, I find myself thinking, what is wrong with this? Why didnt it work? It sounds like a good pick up line to me. Why didnt it work? Women like this kind of shit. What is wrong with you anyway?

Archren · 04-17-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

My standard answer:

"I was five-foot eight when I left the house, and now I'm 6'2", so, pretty goddamn fast."

JC

I'm gonna have to remember that one.

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'm with you on this one. The vast majority of people know jack about motorcycles, (including a lot of people who ride them), so being annoyed by stupid questions is an exercise in futility.

People, by and large, are blithering idiots. This is a known fact.

What I do find annoying, are the dweebs who ask about my bike, and then proceed to tell me their fucking life's story.

"I had a bike just like that a long time ago, (no you didn't) it was real fast, (no it wasn't) but mine was red (good for you) I had to sell it 'cause my wife didn't like it (she married you, how smart can she be?) and now I have a bad knee so I don't ride anymore (yet, ironically, your mouth still functions perfectly) but it sure was fun (yeah, big fun, any other information you think I need to know?)."

JC

This.

defector · 04-17-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish.

Is that wet or dry?

04-17-2010, 09:51 AM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Its the same thing as a girl with big tits wearing a shirt that showcases them and then getting pissed when you check them out. And CEO, you're wrong, I do have to be a wiseass. But the point I was making is that the vast majority of people don't know anything about motorcycle racing. I was hoping to convey that point through my jokey sarcasm without having to type it out in specifics. Damn. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

04-17-2010, 10:41 AM	#3
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Right on, I get that people are idiots. Remember, Jon and Kate was a popular show. But what I hate someone trying to make me feel like an idiot while I'm trying to learn something new. Fucking elitists. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

04-17-2010, 04:44 PM	#4
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	I have no problem talking about what I've done and how far I can ride on my bike...Its that question that just irrks me...I dunno why. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

04-17-2010, 06:10 PM	#5
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!" WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)